Monday, March 14, 2011

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Following the example recently demonstrated courage by the people of Tunisia, Egypt, Libya and Yemen against autocratic regimes in their countries, a group of English adolescents last week raided the small chapel of the University Complutense, ignoring the dangers without number and the dire consequences that could result in their heroic action. The revolutionaries, after suffering untold suffering and countless casualties, finally managed to penetrate the impenetrable walls of the chapel, their irreducible reduce defenders and take ownership of the chaos after an epic battle that marked a before and after in Western history. Just reached the place prize, the winners took place and ended his quest undressing before the altar and sharing among them kisses and chants in honor of the victory. The survivors among the defeated, before this image of depravity without boundaries would blush with shame at the very Sodom and Gomorrah fled in terror from the temple defiled by covering with bloody hands the chastity of his eyes and pulling the hair with piercing cries. It says many of them died of fright. The robbers now face sentences ranging from forty years of imprisonment and death by garrote twice. The international community, through various NGOs, has undertaken a campaign to support the English revolutionaries, currently held at Guantanamo under poor hygienic conditions pending the decision of a military tribunal. ***


Don José Bono, billionaire manchego and Congress president, has ordered distributed among the visitors of the English Parliament through a booklet which warns of the sanctity of the courts and that those who disturb the order will be expelled from the chamber and exposed to penalties of up to one year in jail. It is unknown if the brochure was also distributed among their Lordships.

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